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Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?

Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..

Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter?.

Robert: boss or doosre ka ?

Ajit: Repeater.


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai,

woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do,

phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (chevrolet) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee?on..off..on..off

Robert: Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?

Ajit: bewkoof?off..on..off..on?


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Robert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath aek kela (banana) aur thoda milk rakh do.

Robert: vo kyon boss?

Ajit: Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi ke koi cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey.


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Robert, ye chef ne aachha khana banaya. Tum ees ke ghar jao aur ees ke ghar ki bell nikal do.

Bell ki jagah tum peas rakh do

Robert: vo kyon Boss?

Ajit: Bevekuf, men ees ko no-bell pea sur prize dena chahta hun


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Robert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?

Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hai?

Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!


~ Ajit SMS Jokes

Ajit: Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.

Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi.


~ Ajit SMS Jokes