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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.


~ College SMS Quotes

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.


~ College SMS Quotes

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.


~ College SMS Quotes

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.


~ College SMS Quotes

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.


~ College SMS Quotes

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.


~ College SMS Quotes

It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.


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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.


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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.


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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.


~ College SMS Quotes