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Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!

Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.

Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!

But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!

Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled

Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.

Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited

his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious

to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. What is the height of optimism?

A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?

A. An all rounder.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?

A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?

A. Because he was born in England.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. What's the Indian version of a hat trick?

A. Three runs in three balls.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?

A. Because they never catch anything.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes

Q. What do you call an Indian Cricketer with 100 runs against his name?

A. A bowler.


~ Cricket SMS Jokes