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Open with Love?

If I disturb U

I am Sorry!

But I need

To Say

I?

Love?

Disturbing you?


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,

memories r forgotten, all things come to end,

but people like u always remain forever,

becus ghosts never die.


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always tink dirty.


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

When u r alone,

When u r crying,

when u r upset,

Don?t think of me!!

just call me

Bcoz

incoming

is free for me? my friend


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

Press down

Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don?t u have any job?


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

Good Time

Good Time

Bad Time

Day Time

Work Time

Off Time

Night Time

Happy Time

Sad Time

Sleep Time

Any Time

My SMS can come ?


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

Not every flower can represent love but roses did.

Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did.

Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did!

Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

u r many kilo metres away frm me.

still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels

1. pogo 2. cartoon network 3. animal planet


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples

* PRESS DOWN *

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* PRESS UP *


~ Fooling SMS Jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,

?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.?

The barber puts a five rupee coin and 2 in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

?Which do you want, son??

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!?

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of

the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin??

The boy licked his cone and replied,

?Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER


~ Fooling SMS Jokes