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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"


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If I was an artist,

you would be my picture!

If I was a poet,

you would be my inspiration!

If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!


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Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!


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Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!


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What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"


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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.

Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.


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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.

Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.

Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.


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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!


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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.

Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.


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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..


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