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EYES: to look at u.

HAND: to pray for u.

MIND: to remember u.

HEART: to make friendship with u.

and

LEG: to kick u if u forget me??

So always remember me!!!


~ General SMS Jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,

?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.?

The barber puts a five rupee coin and 2 in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

?Which do you want, son??

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!?

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of

the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin??

The boy licked his cone and replied,

?Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER


~ General SMS Jokes

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it will always be yours.

If it doesn?t come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room,

messes up your stuff, eats your food,

uses your telephone, takes your money,

and doesn?t appear to realize that you had set it free

????.

????

??..?

You either married it or gave birth to it.


~ General SMS Jokes

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.


~ General SMS Jokes

Reason to smile:

Every 7 minutes of every day,

someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.


~ General SMS Jokes

I Wish I Was A Kid Again - Skinned Knees Are Easier To Fix Than Broken Hearts!!


~ General SMS Jokes

Im careful not to confuse excellence with perfection.

Excellence, i can reach for,

Perfection is gods business.


~ General SMS Jokes

There are 2 ways of meeting difficulties,

You alter the difficulties or u alter yourselves to meet them


~ General SMS Jokes

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station?.what more can I say??..


~ General SMS Jokes

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn?


~ General SMS Jokes