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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you?

Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered,

Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)


~ Insult SMS Jokes

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Aapke haath me

mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c

smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi

File hai...

Phir bhi

SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa

stupid style hai??


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?

Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain,

par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...


~ Insult SMS Jokes

4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.

2nd for Wealth.

3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Who Wants 2 B A

?MILLIONAIRE?

Let's play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can't Believe u Did That!

Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!

Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!


~ Insult SMS Jokes

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...


~ Insult SMS Jokes