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Don't marry the person you want to live with...

Marry the one you cannot live without...

But whatever you do, you will regret it later..


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!

Patni: kehdi film si?

Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo

kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..


~ Marriage woes SMS Jokes