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Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


~ Munna Bhai SMS

GOOD NIGHT - MUNNA BHAI STYLE

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai

ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..


~ Munna Bhai SMS

Kya re!

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai


~ Munna Bhai SMS

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,

meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.


~ Munna Bhai SMS

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender? Circuit Bhai!


~ Munna Bhai SMS

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,

Itna tem ho gela hai,

tere ko dekha bhi nai,

Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,

miss to karega


~ Munna Bhai SMS

EXam?s song by Munna bhai:

?Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.


~ Munna Bhai SMS

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.


~ Munna Bhai SMS

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU : Nehin.

CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.


~ Munna Bhai SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla

aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay

kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.


~ Munna Bhai SMS