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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?


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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.


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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.


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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.


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I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.


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There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.


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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.


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Where we love is home,

Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.


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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.


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How did it get so late so soon?

It's night before it's afternoon.

December is here before it's June.

My goodness how the time has flewn.

How did it get so late so soon?


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