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sakaling dumating ang

oras na umiiyak ka,

huwag kang magdadalawang

isip na magtxt or tawagan ako

dahil ibibili kita ng ice cream

tsaka lobo tapos hindi

natin sila bati... :)


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

i hope ok ka lang today... umiiyak ako ngayon.. i have a big problem..

txt ako sa yo to ask for your help.. can u help we with my problem??

paano ba mag-ihaw ng YELO???


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Patient: Doc i have problem but promise you wont laugh

(drops his pants and shows the tiniest penis ever)

doc trying not to laugh: Ok whats the problem

Patient: namamaga po eh


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Konting pampam lan...

Use DEDICATE in a sentence...

kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...

How about CONTINUE..

kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....

idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET...

Naholdap yung cellphone ko.. hindi bale.. i'll VIOLET...

eto pa,

OPINION...

papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION..

eh ang CONCLUSION...

siyempre, hindi ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan kung CONCLUSION...


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Guy1: Pare parang i love you...

Guy 2: stop it pare!!!

just prove it!!!!


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Masarap daw maging single

1. plagi gumigimik

2. puwede uminom palagi

3. walang nangingialam sa iyo

4. nagagawa mo lahat

5. puwede mong i-date kahit sino

pero pagkatpos ng kasiyahan at nag-iisa ka na. masaya pa rin kaya??

masaya ang single pero mas masaya kung pag-uwi mo may taong naghihintay sa yo at magsasabing

"hubad na!!! sabik na sabik na ako sa iyo!!!"


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

whats worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating???

kapag nakita mong kalahati na lang yung worm!!!!


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Things you dont want to hear during your own surgery

1. saan yung gunting na bago???bakit may kalawang na ito??

2. 10ml??? may nakasurvive na ba dyan?? sabi ko 5ml lang!!!

3. doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya

4. kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi!!!

5. Sunog!!!! sunog!!! labas na kayong lahat!!! sunog !!! sunog!!!

kumusta naman yan!!!


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

Pare1: pare bakit ka tulala!!

Pare2: asawa ko naghire ng driver guwapo, bata at macho

Pare1: bakit?? selos ka??

Pare2: hindi naman, shocked lang ako.. parang masarap siya!!!


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes

This is very interesting. dagdag kaalaman din ito.

Chorva has its etymology from the greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning " for lack of the right word to say or in place of something

you want to express but you cannot verbalize"

amazing isn't it??

naniwala ka naman.. Chorva lang yun!!!


~ Pinoy SMS Jokes