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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.

Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.

Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!


~ Santa Banta SMS Jokes