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Sardar proposed a girl.

The girl replied "im 1 year elder to you".

Sardar said , "Oye! no problem, i will marry you after 1 year".


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

Sardar was in Mysore palace.

Tourist guide: Sir, plz don't sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair.

Sardar: Oye! don't worry yaar, i will get up when he comes..


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

Why did Sardarji's wife Sardarni keep the door open while bathing?

A: So that nobody can peek through the keyhole.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner?

Wife : No! Why?

Sardar : In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?

Sardar: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?

Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

A Sardar want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said, my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way?

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes

Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.

Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?

Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.


~ Sardarji SMS Jokes