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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...

1 was caught watching tv...

another playing football

and the third one was caught reading this txt message


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God made man and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested


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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.

FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


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Crime doesn't pay...

Does that mean my job is a crime?


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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,

idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


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Why were males created before females?

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.


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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.

They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


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