Jokes
Welcome to the Basketball Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Basketball Jokes| A's and B's.. "He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. |
| They gave it to me.. No, but they gave one to me anyway. - L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University |
| Q & A.. Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Sad story.. I once read a magazine bio of a down-and-out basketball star who was so desperately addicted that he took to crime. Let's call him "Joe" for dramatic effect. His first mistake was to rob a convenience |
| Playing the Chinese.. A true Bobby Knight story recalled as best as can be remembered from the "Morning Briefing" section of the L.A. Times: In the '80 Olympics, the U.S. basketball team, coached by Bobby Knight, played |
| No Penalty.. The captain of a team says to the ref, "My coach wants to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The ref says, "No." The captain says, "Well my coach thinks you're an a**hole, then." |
| Top 10 Reasons Basketball is better than sex.. 10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK 8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT 7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE |
| Funny Q & A.. Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to his music? |
| Who is it? The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. |
| Years or scores? Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- |
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