Jokes
Welcome to the Dating section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Dating| Dating means.. ATTRACTION - The act of associating horniness with a particular person. |
| Dating hints for Gentlemen.. There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... |
| Cold Hands.. Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" |
| Any Objections? Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object |
| The Hip Dad.. It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. |
| Grandmother's Dating Advice.. There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. |
| Three Tickets.. The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game." |
| The First Date.. It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. |
| Be Sure to Carry Your Lantern.. Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" |
| Submitted by a Dad.. Rule One: |
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