Jokes
Welcome to the Driving Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Driving Jokes| Driving Styles.. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. – Sydney |
| Careful Driver.. As Buta Singh was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. |
| Stagecoach surprise.. I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a rider less horse pulls up on the right. |
| Bad driver.. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. |
| Have a nice weekend.. A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to |
| Do You Have Time? A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As |
| Elderly Drivers.. Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went right |
| UFO.. A woman was getting gas at a Shell station off the freeway. As she whistled while pumping the gas, a UFO parked beside her car and a tall green alien came out. It too was pumping gas. The woman out of |
| New Driver.. Junior had just received his brand new driver's license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. |
| Big John in a bus.. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally |
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