Jokes
Welcome to the Horse Racing Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Horse Racing Jokes| Timing.. George said to Fred, 'I put $20 on a horse last week and he came in at twenty five to one.', |
| Inflatable.. An inflatable jockey was riding an inflatable horse for an inflatable trainer and an inflatable owner, for the first time over the jumps. |
| David Beckham decides to go horse riding.. David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears incomplete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a |
| Honeymoon.. A young jockey and his stable lass girlfriend make the decision to get married. Everything is planned and the couple intend to honeymoon in Italy for a week. The marriage goes without a hitch and the |
| The Jockey.. Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they |
| Marylou.. This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. |
| The First Race.. Joe Palmer, the late racing expert, told about a man from Idaho who breezed into Kentucky with a six-year-old horse that had never raced before, but which he entered for a race. |
| Short Horseracing Jokes.. My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. |
| The Zoo.. Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. |
| A Mathematician and a Wall Street Broker.. A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on |
