Jokes
Welcome to the Marriage Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Marriage Jokes| Tasters.. - With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. |
| Famous Quotes on Marriage.. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. - Rita Rudner |
| Wedding Ring.. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.' |
| I was in love.. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.' |
| Wife wanted.. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' |
| Some one-liners.. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| Wedding Anniversary Story.. John wants to get his beautiful wife, Emma, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone. Emma is excited, she loves her phone. John shows her and |
| Understanding a woman.. There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, |
| Successful.. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man! |
| More One-liners.. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife! |
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