Jokes
Welcome to the Music Instrument Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Music Instrument Jokes| Light bulb.. Q: How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Violin or Viola? Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola? |
| Bass, not in tune.. At a rehearsal, the conductor stops and shouts to the bass section: "You are out of tune. Check it, please!" |
| The Bassist's IQ.. There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people's IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, "Wow! You must have an |
| Lute players.. Q: Why is the Conductor very particular about Lute players? |
| Fiddle.. Q: What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? |
| Viola jokes... Q: Why are viola jokes so short? |
| Scratch head.. Q: How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? |
| SCUD missile.. Q: Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile? |
| Cello at its best.. Q: How do you make a cello sound beautiful? |
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