Jokes
Welcome to the OZ Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny OZ Jokes| What wants to be a Millionaire.. So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her "Wanna have sex?" |
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia.. A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at |
| Mc Jackson.. They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns! |
| kamate kamate!.. we dont even know wot that means.. An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of sheep is that?" He |
| A bloke was on earth doing the haka.. A KIWI BLOKE WAS ON EARTH DOING THE HAKA..... |
| The Aussie bar.. There were 3 aussies and one New zealander in a bar. The aussies decide that it would be funny to piss the new zealander off."Ok, ok."Said the first one, "I know how to do it." He goes up to the NZer |
| The cross.. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? |
| Australia.. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? Bloody big holes all over australia. |
| 3 kiwis and 3 aussies.. Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. |
| Pauline Hanson.. Q: What's the difference between Pauline Hanson and a bucket of sludge? |
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