Jokes

Welcome to the Pakistani Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Pakistani Jokes

The Kiss..
In one compartment of a Pakistan train there are four people.

An insect falls into a mug of beer..
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

Visa..
General Pervez Musharraf driving round Islamabad came across long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad.

India v/s Pakistan..
At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),

British Pakistanis..
Q: What do Pakistanis in London use for contraceptives?

Military ordinance..
Pakistani military researchers have recently ordered for the enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armoured vehicles. This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.

Astonishing..
A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for calling the Prime Minister a fool. 5 years for the scandal and 15 for revealing a state secret!

Hell..
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries,

Peace out..
Two Pakistanis boarded a plane for Washington. One took the window seat, the

Pakistani in Delhi..
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of


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