Jokes
Hell..
In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries,
Musharraf and Manmohan Singh decided to visit each other's country regularly.
The first visit was by Singh to Pakistan. There Musharraf showed him
Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Singh made
a call to hell and talked for 5 minutes ! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.
When Singh came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems
to be at the best when Musharraf visited India.
Suitable arrangements were made. Musharraf came to India,
visited the telecom department and talked called hell for 5
minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500! Sharif asked with a sarcastic
smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India ?" A High level
diplomat gave a disappointing smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call,
Sir, while from India it is long distance!".

Hell..
One evening, a young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."

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