Jokes
Peace out..
Two Pakistanis boarded a plane for Washington. One took the window seat, the
other sat on the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a fat Sardarji got on &
took the aisle seat next to them. He kicked of his shoes,wiggled his toes &
was settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said, "I think I'll go
up & get a coke." "No problem," said the Sardar, "I'll get it for u." While
he was away, the Pakistani picked up the shoe & spat in it. When the Indian
returned with the coke, the other Pakistani said, "That looks good.I think
I'll have one too." Again, the Sardar obligingly went to fetch it. And while
he was gone, the Pakistani picked up the other shoe & spat in it. The Indian
returned with the coke & they all sat back & enjoyed the short flight to New
York. As the plane was landing the Indian slipped his feet into his shoes &
knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on," the Sardar
asked, with pain and sorrow. "This enmity between our people... this
hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes & pissing in the cokes!"

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