Jokes
The Kiss..
In one compartment of a Pakistan train there are four people.
A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, Nawaz Sharif, and General Pervez Musharraf.
Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.
When the train exits the tunnel, Musharraf is holding the side of his face, and Sharif is grinning his face off.
The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, Musharraf tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"
The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange General we have, he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."
Musharraf is thinking : "Now that's smart work by Sharif, he steals the kiss and I get slapped."
And Nawaz Sharif is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss my hand and get away with slapping Musharraf."

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