Jokes
Welcome to the Professionals section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Professionals| Hypnotist Error.. It was opening night at the Orpheum Theater and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. |
| A doctor.. A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital, and patient started pleading and crying, “Doctor please save me, please save me.” The patient kept crying and crying. |
| Doctor's stories.. A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife is going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I |
| Successful waiter.. The President of a big corporation decided to take the coffee break in his posh cafeteria and review the workings for a change. |
| Solving memory problems.. Seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful and introduces them to a technique called word/name association. They |
| The psychiatric treatment.. A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man |
| Fair Trial.. A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. |
| The Early Shopper.. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?" |
| The Job.. One friend speaking to another, who is really excited as he just got a job |
| Man arrested.. A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor, compass, and slide rule. |
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