Jokes
Welcome to the Rugby Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Rugby Jokes| The poor Rugby player.. Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect." |
| 95-3.. The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of |
| Q & A.. Q: Why don't rugby players have mid-life crisises? |
| Rugby player in Chinese restaurant.. "Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy." |
| The Wallaby's child.. Once, a long time ago, there was a Wallaby tour of New Zealand. During their stay in Wellington, one of the players had a fairly torrid affair with a local lass. The team moved on, the girl stayed |
| Wallaby Fan... not.. An Australian schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand |
| Bee.. What's a bee's favourite sport? |
| Second rugby player in restaurant.. "Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir." |
| Left tickets at home.. A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets. |
| Not a fan of the England team.. A teacher walks into her classroom and turns to the children and says, Today kids im going to ask you what job your daddy has! |
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