Jokes
Welcome to the Swimming Jokes section in Hindilyrix.com. This section has a comprehensive collection of funny Swimming Jokes| When? Q: When during a competition could you act crazy and not get disqualified? |
| 5 time champion.. Q: Why is Scooby-Doo a 5 time Swimming champion? |
| What stroke? Q: What stroke does churned cream swim? |
| Chicken.. Q: In which direction does a chicken swim? |
| Army men.. Q: What kind of dive are army men best at? |
| Staff music.. Q: Why did the musician/plumber go to the pool? |
| Funny Q & A.. Q: Why did the swimmer fly out of the water? |
| Coach Bill.. Coach Bill finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large; they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of webmaster brains for $10 |
| Kind Bill.. Coach Bill was riding back from a swim meet in his truck when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he stopped the truck and he got out to investigate. |
| More Q & A.. Q: What race is never run? |
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