Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
~ M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

Love is not singular except in syllable.
~ Marvin Taylor

Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~ Proverb

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
~ Andre Maurois

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
~ George Jean Nathan

True love stories never have endings.
~ Richard Bach

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
~ Zelda Fitzgerald

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~ Author Unknown

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
~ Woody Allen