Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
~ Herbert Asquith

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
~ George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
~ Author Unknown

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
~ Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
~ Robert Frost

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~ Jean Paul Richter

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
~ Author Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~ Larry Lorenzoni