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Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
~ Author Unknown

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
~ Andy Rooney

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
~ Author Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
~ Jeff Pesis

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
~ Author Unknown

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
~ Author Unknown

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.
~ Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
~ Robert A. Heinlein

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
~ One of Murphy's Laws of Technology