Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.
~ Alex Haley

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
~ Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
~ Sam Levenson, You Don't Have to Be in "Who's Who" to Know What's What

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.
~ Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
~ Judith Levy

Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~ Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
~ Author Unknown

If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.
~ Italian Proverb

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
~ Gene Perret