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Welcome to the Humorous Quotes section in Hindilyrix.com. We will be adding new quotes frequently so keep checking back for new Humorous Quotes.
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| A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~ Fred Allen
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| | Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
~ H.L. Mencken
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| | A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
~ Author Unknown
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| | A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
~ Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
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| | A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
~ Author Unknown
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| | If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
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| | Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
~ Charles Schulz
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| | All generalizations are bad.
~ R.H. Grenier
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| | All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
~ Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
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| | The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
~ Tom Waits, Small Change
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