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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~ H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~ Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~ Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~ Author Unknown
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles Schulz
All generalizations are bad. ~ R.H. Grenier
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ~ Tom Waits, Small Change
