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Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~ Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~ P.J. O'Rourke
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission? ~ Nigel Rees
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Elayne Boosler
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~ George Ade
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~ Willaim Castle
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~ Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Man was predestined to have free will. ~ Hal Lee Luyah
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~ Aldous Huxley
