The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
~ Jon Stewart

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
~ Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.)

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
~ Bill Gates

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
~ Author Unknown

National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway.
~ Tim May

Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward.
~ Al-Waleed bin Talal

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame.
~ M.G. Sriram

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
~ Author Unknown

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.
~ Dave Barry