If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
~ Malcolm S. Forbes

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
~ George Jean Nathan

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
~ Howard Aiken

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
~ Dave Barry

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
~ James Matthew Barrie

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
~ Arnold Toynbee

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
~ Stanley J. Randall

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
~ Douglas Adams

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
~ Danny McGoorty