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I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness," but that doesn't work.
~ Author Unknown

How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?
~ Rod Serling, quoted in Submitted for Your Approval, Public Broadcasting Station, 1995

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
~ Author Unknown

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
~ Ann Landers

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
~ Groucho Marx

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.
~ Author Unknown

We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
~ George Bush

If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
~ Jerome Singer

Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done.
~ Ernie Kovacs